So How Am I Going To Do This?

W.
4 min readDec 31, 2016

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Previously owned copies of Liz Phair’s Exile In Guyville and PJ Harvey’s 50 ft Queenie

Where do I begin with this project and what type of detective skills are required? (A mix of Liam Neeson from Taken, Debra Morgan from Dexter and Calvin & Hobbes’ Tracer Bullet would be cool, right?) Of the millions of records produced, how am I going to find the exact ones I purchased at Car City Records, Repeat The Beat or Off The Record? Fortunately I’ve only used three email addresses in the last 20 years, so my first step is to go through my email archives to find any correspondence with buyers. After that, I’ll be leaning on whatever help I can get from eBay, Discogs and the internet.

My goal is to give each record on the list below its own writeup. Wouldn’t you care more about my copy of Siamese Dream if I told you how the signature involved Nick Cave a group of Tibetan monks, George Clinton and Kelly Deal’s lips?

If you’re curious about the entire list, the records I’m seeking are below — all autographed, all original issues:

Smashing Pumpkins — Siamese Dream

Smashing Pumpkins — Gish

Smashing Pumpkins — Mellon Collie & Infinite Sadness (Reaquired)

Smashing Pumpkins — Siamese Singles Box Set

Siouxsie & The Banshees — The Rapture

Jane’s Addiction — Ritual De Lo Habitual

Liz Phair — Exile In Guyville (Reaquired)

Liz Phair — Whip Smart

Liz Phair — Carnivore 7"

Lush — Single Girl 7" (Reaquired)

Lush — Lovelife LP

Lush — Hypocrite

Lush — Split

Lush — Spooky

PJ Harvey — 50 Ft. Queenie 12"

PJ Harvey — Four Track Demos

PJ Harvey — To Bring You My Love

PJ Harvey — Dry

PJ Harvey — A Place Called Home 7"

Veruca Salt — American Thighs LP (Reaquired)

Veruca Salt — Seether 7" (Reaquired)

Foo Fighters — Foo Fighters LP

Culture Club — Colour By Numbers

Garbage — Subhuman 7"

Garbage — Vow 7"

Garbage — Queer 7"

Garbage — Stupid Girl 7"

Garbage — Only Happy When It Rains 7"

Garbage — Milk 7"

Garbage — Garbage LP 7" Box Set

Oasis — Definitely Maybe LP

Oasis — What’s The Story….? LP

Oasis — What’s The Story….? 12" Single

Oasis — Roll With It 12"

Oasis — Don’t Look Back In Anger 12"

Oasis — D’You Know What I Mean 12" (Reaquired)

Oasis — Be Here Now 12"

Pearl Jam — Vs

Elastica — Elastica LP

Elastica — Connection 7"

Elastica — Waking Up 7" (Reaquired)

Elastica — Waking Up 12"

Elastica — Vaseline 7"

Elastica — Stutter 7"

Elastica — Mad Dog w/ Connection 7"

Belly — King LP

Bjork — Debut LP

Beastie Boys — Ill Communication

David Bowie — Let’s Dance LP

Bush — Sixteen Stone LP

Sex Pistols — Never Mind The Bollocks

Erasure — The Innocents

The Go-Go’s- Beauty and the Beat

Billy Idol — To Be A Lover 12"

Primus — Frizzle Fry

Sarah McLachlan — Vox 12"

No Doubt — Tragic Kingdom

Live — Throwing Copper

Michael Jackson — Thriller

Sting — The Dream Of The Blue Turtles

Lush — Split LP

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion LP

Throwing Muses — University

Led Zeppelin IV — (Signed by John Paul Jones)

Huey Lewis & The News — Sports

Stone Temple Pilots — Purple

Lenny Kravitz — Circus 7" Box Set

The Cranberries — Dreams 7"

Luscious Jackson — Natural Ingredients

Hole — Miss World 7"

David Bowie — Changes

Erasure — Who Needs Love?

Cranberries — No Need To Argue

Afghan Whigs — Gentlemen

Beastie Boys — Check Your Head

Fugees — The Score LP

J. Geils Band — Freeze Frame

INXS — The Swing

Erasure — Wild 12"

Superchunk — On The Mouth 12"

k.d. lang — All You Can Eat

Earth, Wind & Fire — Greatest Hits 12"

Elvis Costello — Man Out Of Time 12"

Go-Go’s — Vacation

Bettie Serveert — Crutches 10"

Duran Duran — The Reflex 7"

Meat Loaf — Bat Out Of Hell

Siouxsie & The Banshees — Cities In Dust

Van Halen — OU812

Rod Stewart — Blondes Have More Fun

David Bowie — Never Let Me Down

Blur — Leisure

Love & Rockets — Ball of Confusion 12"

Blondie — Eat to the Beat 12"

The Police — Zenyatta Mondatta

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W.
W.

Written by W.

A middle aged man who tried to track down and re-acquire 97 autographed albums that he used to own. He got 13 of them.

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